So you’re a celebrity and you have nothing to do. Your carpet-cleaner (Samantha Ronson’s “Clean in a Jiffy” Cleaners Inc.) is thousands of miles away and you’re in NYC…which we all know is an absolute borefest.
So what else is there to do but send out a topless photo of you on Twitter (from a recent Fornarina commercial) and remind everyone that you die inside every time the paparazzi decide to go chase somebody else. We hope Lindsay Lohan never gets stranded alone on an island…because she’ll be giving us her gyneocological exam via Twitter…and since we’re sort of lukewarm when it comes to her droopy boobs we’re not going to handle her fallobian tubes really well…
June 16, 2009 at 12:52 am
she needs to put some weight on
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June 17, 2009 at 9:56 am
she need me in her mouth
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June 16, 2009 at 8:17 am
she is gross looking eat girl
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June 27, 2009 at 2:08 am
yeah,,, eat ME
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June 16, 2009 at 9:09 am
Are u sure that’s her and not a look alike?
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June 16, 2009 at 9:12 am
fake doesn’t even look like her
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June 17, 2009 at 1:11 pm
LOL! Nah, its her but she needs to eat
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June 16, 2009 at 10:37 am
ewwwwwww
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June 16, 2009 at 11:45 am
Eat Girl!!!!
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June 16, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Not Lindsey
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June 16, 2009 at 8:36 pm
thats not lindsay lohan looks nothing like her
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June 16, 2009 at 1:07 pm
yeah get a life
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June 16, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Meth, one hell of a drug.
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June 17, 2009 at 3:36 pm
family guy is not to be quoted lightly
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June 16, 2009 at 8:08 pm
you all just used to ur fat ass wives shes bangin
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June 16, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Meth can make you look very ugly
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June 17, 2009 at 4:50 am
You know if she really want to make an impact, Cut the hair. Gain 20 fucking pounds and pose allthe good nips and bits.
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June 17, 2009 at 4:54 am
Marilyn Monroe style body rocks, anything less is skinny.
Have a sandwich Lindsay !
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June 17, 2009 at 8:41 am
yeah so thats reeal fuckin nasty of her…i mean not the nude pics..cuz i wud take some..but her nasty ass skinny ass body..like really…she shud be ashamed
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June 17, 2009 at 9:36 am
Actually, that is her. reported on Faux News. I know I know, but really, its one truthful thing they’ve said today.
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June 17, 2009 at 9:55 am
She needs to have my cock in her mouth
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June 17, 2009 at 12:49 pm
god,this bitch is ugly, get off the meth you hooker.
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June 17, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Her tits are the biggest thing on her, and thats not saying much.
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June 17, 2009 at 7:30 pm
i would put my boner in her shaved snatch
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June 17, 2009 at 7:31 pm
me getting a boner
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June 17, 2009 at 9:47 pm
EAT A SAMICH OR TWO, IMO.
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June 17, 2009 at 10:38 pm
id do her
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June 18, 2009 at 10:34 am
Her pasty skin…and bland blonde hair…
>,< bad together, she needs lo-lites, or a tan…
SOMETHING
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June 21, 2009 at 6:15 pm
omg wut happened to the pretty lindsay from Mean girls? Thats the 1 that should be taking those topless photos not this Junkie
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June 22, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Nothing wrong with that picture
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July 10, 2009 at 11:05 pm
if that is her she looks ike an old woman
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March 10, 2011 at 8:52 pm
thats her. look at the freckels
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March 11, 2011 at 12:16 am
meth and fish taco’s are her favorite meals!
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