So you’re a celebrity and you have nothing to do. Your carpet-cleaner (Samantha Ronson’s “Clean in a Jiffy” Cleaners Inc.) is thousands of miles away and you’re in NYC…which we all know is an absolute borefest.
So what else is there to do but send out a topless photo of you on Twitter (from a recent Fornarina commercial) and remind everyone that you die inside every time the paparazzi decide to go chase somebody else. We hope Lindsay Lohan never gets stranded alone on an island…because she’ll be giving us her gyneocological exam via Twitter…and since we’re sort of lukewarm when it comes to her droopy boobs we’re not going to handle her fallobian tubes really well…
she needs to put some weight on
she need me in her mouth
she is gross looking eat girl
yeah,,, eat ME
Are u sure that’s her and not a look alike?
fake doesn’t even look like her
LOL! Nah, its her but she needs to eat
ewwwwwww
Eat Girl!!!!
Not Lindsey
thats not lindsay lohan looks nothing like her
yeah get a life
Meth, one hell of a drug.
family guy is not to be quoted lightly
you all just used to ur fat ass wives shes bangin
Meth can make you look very ugly