Alec Baldwin is still a madman

Alec Baldwin thinks Kim Basinger is his savior…but he hates her so much he couldn’t kill himself when he really wanted to. Confused? You shouldn’t. It’s Alec Baldwin speaking so just refer to your crazy-people dictionary for dummies when attempting to grasp him.

So while his brother Stephen Baldwin is finding his savior in the middle of the celebrity jungle, Alec Baldwin, after much psychotherapy, has come to the conclusion that the one person who did save him from certain suicide was not God, but his nemesis, Kim Basinger. By the way, this revelation was told while being interviewed by Playboy magazine…another source of great psychotherapy, especially for those on suicide watch…unless ofcourse fake boobs do nothing to lift you out of depression.

Remember back in 2007 when Alec left a voicemail to his then 11-year old daughter Ireland in which he called her ”a thoughtless little pig”? Baldwin was in the mist of a nasty custody battle with Kim Basinger back then and during the aftermath of the scandal he considered suicide.

However, the one thing that kept him from killing himself was the glow on Basinger’s face when victory would be handed to her.

He tells Playboy magazine, “I spoke to a lot of professionals, who helped me… If I committed suicide, (Kim Basinger’s side) would have considered that a victory. Destroying me was their avowed goal.”