Sacha Baron Cohen invades london with his hotpants and shaved crotch

It wouldn’t be a Bruno premiere is Bruno, the gay Austrian reporter himself didn’t come out to play. Sacha’s other half of his current split personality was in full gear for the London premiere of Bruno on Wednesday night, accompanied by his oiled-up, spandex platoon of equally masculin-challenged men.

Sacha and his soldiers marched to the sound of Gloria Gaynor’s I Will Survive and upon reaching the podium he told the cheering crowd: “What’s up London! The Austrians have finally invaded. Let’s hear it for my soldier boys”.

Honestly, the only thing weirder than Sacha’s line of pubic hair making a march for his navel was probably Peaches Geldof (daugher of Bob Geldof) looking like she mistook the Bruno premiere for her wedding…

At least we’ve got some pictures of Sacha’s girlfriend, Isla Fisher to take off the edge…too many waxed men in spandex hotpants can make one weary…