The Pirelli Calendar;The boobs behind the boob scenes

Vanity Fair spent a fair amount of its pages going behind the scenes of the photoshoot for the Pirelli Calendar. And we’re about to expend a lot of energy in keystrokes giving you a behind the scenes of the behind the scenes of the boob scenes…yeah, it’s confusing… The only thing certain is that Terry Richardson, the photograper for the calendar is one lucky bastard who gets paid to direct boobs on where to face the light all day long (and then eat a banana or two with the boobs while on jungle break).

Meet the boobs behind the boob scenes: Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole and Georgina Stojiilkovic.