Kristen Bell in Hawaii: Aloha thunder-thighs!

Remember Kristen Bell in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”? Well, after seeing her pictures in Hawaii (vacationing with her boyfriend Dax Shepard) looking like beef gyro with the bottom part left uncarved on the spit, we’re also ready to Forget all about Sarah Marshall. Seriously, our eyes are like aiport security scanners…it was all good and quiet from the waist up, but they started beeping and buzzing like there was a bomb in a suitcase when we got down to the south hemisphere…so disappointing…kinda like taking our time to open a beautifully wrapped candy only to find it’s licorice…