Please. Does anyone buy the story that Paris is mingling with the Arabs to find her BFF? She just got fed up of poor American and European boys and she’s looking for the best underwear-devoid, white jellabiya-clad Arab to pay her in oil and gold for the 101 arabian nights she will offer him…hence the genie-in-the-bottle meets L.A slut at her press conference in Dubai. We can just picture her married to one of these guys and holding his jellabiya up while he squats in the middle of the desert to poo…so romantic…
But being that she is Paris the international provocateur she couldn’t stay in character for too long and soon after she decided to shed her own jellabiya and replace it with tiny bikinis for her another photo shoot…which disappointed us greatly, because we thought we would get a chance to watch the arabs engage in one of their favorite hobbies…but suprisingly, nobody showed up with a basket of stones…can’t get a good stoning session in Dubai these days. Couldn’t she have chosen Afganistan instead?
June 19, 2009 at 10:52 am
Hopefully she steals something from one of them and they go after her and cut off her hand. That would be cool. Its not like she is perfect anyway.
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June 21, 2009 at 5:00 pm
they don’t stone people in afghanistan. get your facts right before you make a comment about a country which is a victim of all these arab terrorists.
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