Serena Williams tries to digest the ox she ingested

Don’t mess with Serena Williams and don’t look at her “titles” for too long (see shirt she was wearing). She might sit on you and squash you like a can of coke. Serena looked like Myke Tyson after a night of heavy drinking and stripper-slapping on the Vegas strip as she attempted to jog around Wimbledon with her personal trainer, more likely in an attempt to fit her linebacker ass into the shiny pirate pants she wore that night at for the pre-Wimbledon party at the Kensington Roof Gardens…unfortunately, the only thing she achieved was to look like her sister’s bodyguard…