After a week of what one can only call Sodom & Gomorra (in plain words Jordan flashing her crotch and tits to everyone with a heart pulse and engaging in sex orgies with speedo-clad beefy models in Ibiza), Jordan has woken up with a hangover…and the possibility her behavior may cost her the custody of her children in court.
“I’ve been acting like Jordan at her worst – and meanwhile Pete’s destroyed me by acting like the perfect dad,” she groaned to friends.
“I know how bad it all looks and how badly it could play in the divorce court – but I just wanted to say, ‘f*** it – f*** the world, f*** everyone’. Now I have to calm down.”
“If people want to judge me on the basis of one week, big deal. I know I can be a great mum to Harvey, Junior and Princess.”
By the way, she said this as she was coming out of a Sex shop in Ibiza, carrying several bags full of bondage gear…yes, she’s a great mommy…all sadomasochists out there in need of maternal loving, please see Jordan…if we hadn’t seen that picture of her stomach looking like sundried tomatoes, who knows…we might have applied for some mommy cuddling too…
Aww Come on, Katie! Just be the Slut you wanna be! Let Peter have the kids and you can see them when you are in town!