Just when we thought Paris, Britney and Lindsay have given us enough vagina kodak moments to temporarily numb our brain into thinking deep-sea diving is a dangerous sport, here comes Jennifer Aniston and her falling pantyliner. Gotta give it to her…definitely beats a hanging tampon string. Mind you, Jennifer was at the set of Bounty Hunter and after much running around the dirty pantyliner thought it was time to run away from the thong it was attached to…we hear bounty hunters were assigned to bring it back to justice…
In other, non upskirt related news, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly still pining for John Mayer (if only she could practise at letting men go as easily as her pantyliner…ok, gotta let that one go, it’s getting stale as we speak).
A source of British newspaper The Daily Express, said: “Jennifer sent John a hand-delivered perfumed note before one of his concerts recently.
“It read, ‘Play well, you always do’. It was sweet. Clearly she doesn’t want to let go completely.”
The source added : “John hasn’t shown any interest in other women since the split, which is a break from the usual pattern.
“Who knows, this may not be the end of their romance. Neither seems very good at letting go.”
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id eat the **** out of that panty liner but on second thought i bet it would taste like an inglorious bastards dick!
why would you even take a picture of that??
She forgot to place the pantyliner after a quickie with a bastard, how glorious huh?