Lady Gaga's boobs wish you a happy 4th of July!

Lady Gaga was on fire at the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto. It was an explosive performance. She was too hot for words…we can do this all day you know…but we have to stop, compose ourselves and get back to serious journalism: Lady Gaga’s performance at the event was a borefest…after watching her mammaries expose their talent at pyrotechnics we were really hoping for a few firecrackers shooting out of her ass and setting some of the audience members on fire (maybe front row where Audrina Patridge was sitting…although it’s a toss up if having her hair emblazoned in a halo of burning light would have ignited any reaction…ok, maybe the dead fish eyes would have twitched a couple of times).

Also check out Fergie (going overboard with her 80′s revival) and Kim Kardashian(parading a new hairdo and hoping it would offer distraction from her zebra-lined rear) at the same event.