It’s a wrap, folks. The L.A premiere of The Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen was the last promotion of the movie, and since that means there is a possibility Megan Fox will stay out of the press for a good week or two, we thought it would be a nice going-away gift if we presented her best moments of “Hotties say the darnest things”:
On her insecurities and fears:
’I think that I’m so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.’
“Before I go onstage anywhere, I take a Xanax now.”
‘I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.
‘I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I’m scared.’
On drugs:
‘I hope they legalise it and when they do I’ll be the first f***ing person in line to buy my pack of joints. ‘People look at it like it’s this crazy, hippy, f***ed-up thing to do. And it’s not. I hope they legalise it.’
On sex:
‘I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women slags, which is sad.
‘I haven’t met a lot of men who’ve said, “You like having sex? What a dirty w***e you are!” That’s because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them.’
On her sexuality:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided _ oh man, sorry, mommy! _ that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”
On the movie industry, acting and her own skills:
‘I’m terrible in it. It’s my first real movie and it’s not honest and not realistic…
‘I can’t s**t on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.’
‘When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love.’Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.’
“People don’t expect me to do anything that’s worth watching.” “I think all women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols. That’s what our purpose is in this business. You’re merchandised, you’re a product. You’re sold and it’s based on sex. But that’s okay. I think women should be empowered by that, not degraded.”
On how she got into character for Jennifer’s body:“It’s not in the script but, in my head, my character was victimised by my dad, so I take it out on the boys in my high school.”
On other celebrities:
‘I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson, who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, “Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.”‘
‘I used to sit back and think, “Please, Britney Spears has the best life ever – she has everything she could ever want!” But she has one of the worst lives. Her life is a living fucking nightmare. I have panic attacks thinking about her life.’
“The other day I said I eat a lot of cake and that was the top story on Yahoo.”
“I happened to be such an outrageous personality that people wanted to start writing about me because it was deemed controversial.” “I think if I had been a typical Hollywood actress and I said all the right things and I had been a publicity android, it wouldn’t have escalated to this level.”
On her hygiene:
‘I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.”‘
On her tattoos:
“I’m not kidding when I say that if I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.”
‘I wouldn’t regret the tattoo if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.’
So to summarize, Megan Fox is a DILF (and the D stands for Dimwit)…and here’s further proof…she’s still with Brian Austin Green as these latest pictures of them getting coffee in L.A prove…
And since we’re on the dumb and dumber subject, also check out the other brainiac hotties that showed up for the premiere such as Kim Kardashian, Aubrey O’Day, Kendra Wilkinson and Kristin Kavallari.
June 24, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Get that application for Costco ready.
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September 12, 2009 at 1:02 am
HAHA You can’t work at costco if you have tattoos you can’t cover up. Guess that means shell have to move to option C) Wal Mart. I could see her being one of those white trash hotties somehow birthed by fat ugly disgusting trailer trash.
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June 25, 2009 at 11:56 am
I thought she was really funny .. hardly a bimbo
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June 28, 2009 at 12:48 am
She actually sounds pretty insightful in those quotes. She isn’t the most eloquent speaker, but she is definitely real and surprisingly deep. I certainly don’t think her coming across as a dimwit is anywhere near as transparent as you are portraying it to be.
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June 28, 2009 at 4:23 pm
okay so undersatnd that she has certain opinions about certain things but she doesnt mean she has the up-most privilage of sharing it with everyone.and yes she sounds stupid but that doesnt mean she not itellegent when its not based on her speach.
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July 2, 2009 at 12:24 am
tard.
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July 2, 2009 at 8:04 pm
I agree, she’s actually insightful, just isn’t that eloquent in expressing her thoughts. Definitely not a bimbo.
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August 11, 2009 at 7:20 pm
she sounds like any rational, level-headed normal person. what is the big deal
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September 27, 2009 at 6:29 am
Thank you for great post!
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November 27, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Wow some people who think shes normal here, let me ask you something very very simple…WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU !?!?!? Shes the most annoying,bitchy,pretencious, dumbest piece of crap Ive ever seen or heard of!! her quote about her leaving a fucking turd in the toilet !? WHAT 1??
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April 19, 2010 at 9:44 pm
to everyone who thinks megan fox is air headed. read her quotes http://jezebel.com/5285875/megan-foxs-50-best–worst-bon-motsand than read this.
of course she is not a retard and people who think she is are not retards either. The fact is that most of us (regardless of how smart or open minded or edgy we are or think we are) we act in a different way from the way we express our ideas (specially written expressions of them).
Let me put it this way. we live in 3D but we generally write our opinions in one or two dimensions at most.
None of us are perfect we are always evolving, our opinions in most subjects will change as we grow older and that fact doesnt allow everyone else to tell us to shut the fck up if we dont know what we are talking about. Cause we do know!!! They might know better if they are more experienced but that doesnt mean we dont have the right to express our ideas at our expirience level.
Megan is just talking about what she knows, she has made up her mind that way and she is being told to speak it out, in every interview, with every question.
And i don´t think she is trying to be offensive when she says girls dont like her, cause as far as she had experienced it , probably they dont!! may be is her fault but she is not a shrink, she just knows it is difficult to relate or interact with other women.
She is just not following the accepted social talking protocols. Like i bet someone out there has a friend who they think they always speak trying to show off their literacy (as megan thinks about sclarlett) And that friend (or scarlett fot that matter) may not be doing that on purpose. But since when opinions are banned!!!
And yes, women are sexualized in the media thats the way they merchandise women. This is a fact. And if someone doesnt want to struggle to change it she has the right of at least taking advantage of it. Closing our eyes at a fact does not vanish it.
she is a regular person, with a sense of humor, with flaws and mistakes… being honest.
and for the ones who point out that she contradicts herself, of course she does, we all do that cause we have the capacity to change our minds, and also to feel some way about something and otherway about something else and suddenly someone tells us we are being contradictory but somehow in our minds it make sense arent we all contradictory???
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April 30, 2010 at 1:16 pm
I think that Megan Fox is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous & if even though I am straight, I would probably sleep with her. She is not dumb. In order to understand her, you have to be pretty insightful & read between the lines. I wonder if anybody knows what time she was born……………………………………………..
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