Cavorting with a porn star on a yacht and then getting chewed up by nasty piranhas (for the horror movie Piranha) was too tiring for Kelly Brook (yes, thinking which way to stick your booty out while delivering the line “watch out!!!!” before film crews spread mince meat on the deck to signify your horrific ending can be exhausting) who opted for yet another vacation, this time with her 21-year old boytoy Danny Cipriani who flew all the way from England just so he could cup his girlfriend’s…saggy ass? Wait, when did this happen? Were we caught sleeping, because last time we checked her thighs weren’t spreading out like uncooked dough with finger pokings in it. Or was the horror there all along and were we just not looking close enough?
Are we becoming the Hollywood Hottie Myth busters here? It is a miserable task…honestly…is there anyone who likes to go through a neat, clean house only to find the backporch to be a complete mess, full of leaves and dried bird s**t?
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