Paris Hilton scared after discovering room in Dubai was bugged

In the beginning we assumed the media were referring to a giant flying cockroach, or a spider, or some other little creepy crawler that managed to get inside Paris Hilton’s hotel room in Dubai (maybe looking to audition for her BFF as well…heck, if dolphins and camels were accepted, why not them).

But then the realization settled upon us like a block of cement: someone out there in the world is actually interested in what Paris Hilton has to say…interested enough to bug her hotel room (bug as in secret recording device). Could Arabs be that idiotic to assume Paris might be a CIA infiltrator disguised as an air-headed, egotistic, narcissistic, slutty heiress? Newsflash to the Arab World which is just getting to know our Paris: What you see, is what you get…well, except in the bedroom where you might get a little bit more…but, you would have to burn your ears and eyes afterwards, devout and strict people that you are…we just use eye drops…

The U.K. Daily Express reports that Hilton, 28, was less than pleased after the bug was discovered by her bodyguards, immediately ordering more security and demanding that hotel staff investigate where the device came from. “We’re not sure what the device picked up or whom it was transmitting to. But it did leave Paris very jittery,” a source working with Hilton told the Express. “Everyone she has come into contact with during her stay in Dubai has been fantastic and gracious. We’ve been told there are some quarters where there is anti-American feeling.”

The U.K. Mirror reported yesterday that Hilton had upset Dubai authorities by posing in a bikini, even though producers had her banned from doing so. However, the celebutante denied the allegations on her Twitter account.

“Everyone at the beach and pool was wearing swimsuits or bikinis. What do you expect people to wear? It’s over 100 degrees out,” she wrote. “There’s a lot of misconceptions about this place, the dress code isn’t as strict as one might think.”