Sacha Baron Cohen greets Australia with crotch armor

Sacha Baron Cohen and his uber-gay alter ego, Bruno, have been criss-crossing the globe to promote the release of his latest Mockumentary, “Bruno.” Dressed as a half-naked knight in shining armor, Bruno turned up in Sydney with a bevy of ladies covered head to toe in silver body paint. However, the ladies just don’t do it for the Austrian fashion journalist. Instead, he admitted to his crush on Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd at a press conference earlier in the day:

“The reason I’m late is I had breakfast in bed with Kevin Rudd,” Bruno confessed.  “That guy is like uber-cute.  I thought Obama was, like, the hottest guy in the world until I met Kevin.”