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Horizontal stripes are not your friend, Jessica Simpson

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What was Jessica thinking?  As the ditzy blonde singer’s career shrinks, her bottom line continues to expand.  Lucky for us, that includes her already impressive bust.  Further calling attention to her weight gain, Jessica wore a red and blue horizontal striped dress as she attended the AT&T National golf tournament in Bethesda, Md. Wednesday.  Displaying her patriotism, Jessica belted out the National Anthem  and hung out with Tiger Woods and her boyfriend Tony Romo before the game began.

There is no doubt that Jessica is a beautiful girl, no matter her size.  But her singing?  We could do without.  Thankfully the reality TV hottie will be returning to the boob tube next year and it won’t involve any singing.  Instead Jess is hosting a new reality TV show called “The Price of Beauty” which was just picked up by Vh1.  Shooting begins this month and it will follow Jessica as she travels the world in search of beauty practices in different cultures.  Maybe someone along the way will impress upon her that stripes aren’t exactly her most flattering look.

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Comments

  1. Playa says:

    why is it that gros, nasty fatass gorilla negroid women are lauded for their cellulite pverstuffed asses and thighs, but fine ass white women catch hell?

  2. Robby Rob says:

    I dunno but i think her body looks good. I like um thick like her and anything skinnier would be uncivilized. lol.

  3. Jack Green says:

    I found a great dating site _________M e e t R i c h.com_________ .where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————–

  4. dixie13 says:

    She is beautiful and has a great figure.. Skinny is not always right for everyone

  5. jintivvy says:

    Why do tmz and dailyfix love tearing into Jessica??

    I guarantee you Kim Kardashian has far more cellulite.

  6. mikeunhurts says:

    Caaaake need more cake must have more food.Face it fat is fat ,we are the only country that glorifies being a fat pig.Nice image guys.

  7. Marivs says:

    Agree, she’s hot. Maybe even hotter than she was year or two ago

  8. brian says:

    did no one notice how racist the first two comments are???

  9. farn says:

    yep..racist and at the same time True

  10. She looks awesome!!! drink a read bull and put in work with this one fellas.

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