Horizontal stripes are not your friend, Jessica Simpson

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Published on July 03, 2009 with 17 Comments

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What was Jessica thinking?  As the ditzy blonde singer’s career shrinks, her bottom line continues to expand.  Lucky for us, that includes her already impressive bust.  Further calling attention to her weight gain, Jessica wore a red and blue horizontal striped dress as she attended the AT&T National golf tournament in Bethesda, Md. Wednesday.  Displaying her patriotism, Jessica belted out the National Anthem  and hung out with Tiger Woods and her boyfriend Tony Romo before the game began.

There is no doubt that Jessica is a beautiful girl, no matter her size.  But her singing?  We could do without.  Thankfully the reality TV hottie will be returning to the boob tube next year and it won’t involve any singing.  Instead Jess is hosting a new reality TV show called “The Price of Beauty” which was just picked up by Vh1.  Shooting begins this month and it will follow Jessica as she travels the world in search of beauty practices in different cultures.  Maybe someone along the way will impress upon her that stripes aren’t exactly her most flattering look.

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  1. why is it that gros, nasty fatass gorilla negroid women are lauded for their cellulite pverstuffed asses and thighs, but fine ass white women catch hell?

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    • They’re held up to higher standards. Blondes have higher trade value in the female market.

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      • playa and jerome, try to be less ignorant.

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  2. I dunno but i think her body looks good. I like um thick like her and anything skinnier would be uncivilized. lol.

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  3. I found a great dating site _________M e e t R i c h.com_________ .where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .———————–

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  4. She is beautiful and has a great figure.. Skinny is not always right for everyone

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  5. Why do tmz and dailyfix love tearing into Jessica??

    I guarantee you Kim Kardashian has far more cellulite.

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  6. Caaaake need more cake must have more food.Face it fat is fat ,we are the only country that glorifies being a fat pig.Nice image guys.

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  7. Agree, she’s hot. Maybe even hotter than she was year or two ago

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  8. did no one notice how racist the first two comments are???

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  9. yep..racist and at the same time True

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  10. She looks awesome!!! drink a read bull and put in work with this one fellas.

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  11. The weight will be evenly distributed on either side of my head.

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  12. You guys are crazy. Look at those things. I got wood, man what I’d do with those.

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  13. loooks hot to me…

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  14. I’d tap that anytime. Nice nipples.

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  15. I say she still looks beautiful. She was wayy to skinny she looks better with curves and people should leave her alone and stop criticizing about her weight gain. People come in many different shapes and sizes and should learn to accept others.

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