Ashley Tisdale made her annual pilgrimage to Hawaii to celebrate her 24th birthday by laying out on the beach all weekend. The actress and singer brought her boyfriend, 27-year-old music video director Scott Speer, along for the ride. Also along for the ride was a bright orange bikini that seemed to keep riding up her backside. Oh and what a glorious backside it is! Enjoy it while you can, Ashley, because you won’t be 24 forever.
While staring at her ass, we couldn’t help but notice a distracting pale patch of skin on her leg. Is that a birthmark or did the wholesome brunette catch some weird skin disease? With Michael Jackson minutes away from being six feet under, we need a new celebrity with vitiligo to make fun of. Could Ashley be The One? Stay tuned!
Nearly chipped my tooth on the monitor.
ASHLEY TISDALE IS ONE UGLY PIG FACE LOOKING DISNEY B ITCH,HER PLASTIC SURGEON RUIN HER FACE LIKE FROM AN OLD EPISODE OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE.IN “THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER”