Oh say can you slut? Rihanna sure as hell can. She’s shooting off her sparklers for all the world to see. The chart-topping, nearly-topless singer celebrated the Fourth by wearing an itty-bitty barely-legal blazer and star nipple pasties to a party at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas. About as good an attempt at patriotism as wearing a American-flag condom while getting an HJ from a $5 hooker.
We wish we could sink our teeth into her apple pie, don’t get us wrong, but it seems someone else may have beaten us to it. RiRi was photographed hanging out with one of Jay-Z’s longtime (and married!) friends at the event. His Jigga-ness and Jamie Foxx were in attendance as well. We can neither confirm nor deny that they were peeking at her twin peaks, but all signs point to “hell yes.” Considering the festive occasion, she looked a bit depressed, even after chugging down a fair bit of bubbly.
In these economic times, we hope she ‘goes green’ next year and just shows up in bald Eagle body point.
July 6, 2009 at 1:00 am
Like Ga Ga, wanna see down under.
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July 6, 2009 at 12:44 pm
rhinanna is a huge slut!!!!!!!! i love chris brown
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July 8, 2009 at 8:49 am
You’re an idiot. Go die in a fire NOW.
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July 10, 2009 at 11:50 am
UR STUP and wat do u kno…RHINANNA is misunderstood….
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July 6, 2009 at 3:16 pm
wow shes a slut.how did she go from looking so inocent a couple years ago to this..i think she needs to grow up and be an adult.shes just trying to get her some action.trying to make sure people dont forget about her.thats all….
im so dissapointed in her for doing this
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July 6, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Who cares? Let her have fun.
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July 6, 2009 at 7:41 pm
PEOPLE STARVE CHILDREN DIE WAR EXISTS AND YOU MORONS DONT HAVE A CLUE.
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July 8, 2009 at 8:50 am
And YOU don’t have a grasp on proper grammar. And the Caps Lock is optional, not mandatory. I’d ask you to remember that, but considering you’re IQ is probably hovering around the -100 mark…
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July 8, 2009 at 11:40 am
Grammar corrections from the guy who says, “you’re IQ is probably hovering around the -100 mark…”
Sir, if YOU’RE going to insult a person’s intelligence and grammar, you ought to proofread YOUR own grammar first.
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July 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Okay, so I messed up on ONE time, one ONE word, while the moron BARRY doesn’t understand the use of sentence structure and that the Caps Lock key is an optional tool, but you’re gonna say something to ME? Go die somewhere, you stupid, no-life loser.
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July 7, 2009 at 12:00 am
I BELIEVE EVERY POST I MAKE IN ALL CAPS FEEDS A HUNGRY CHILD OR MAYBE I JUST SUCK DICKS
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July 7, 2009 at 1:03 am
Wow, Just because she’s wearing pasities doesn’t make her a slut. Look at everybody else on TV these days. She looks normal compared to everyone else. At least she has on a shirt. Get the f**k over it. Lol. She’s still gonna sell as many records as before.
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July 7, 2009 at 7:04 am
ok so she has been linked to so many people even before chris brown beat her ass. she was spotted sitting on kaye west’s lap and kissing him way before she got her ass beat and she was stil with chris. i still think she is sexy as hell but her outfit i extremelu tasteless. way to go trying to out start another trend. its no longer the crotch shot.
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July 8, 2009 at 6:18 am
Oh heaven forbid a woman should express sexuality! As a straight guy, I love it when attractive women wear skimpy outfits. Therefore I encourage this behavior. Why insult her (i.e., call her a slut)? Are you a misogynist?
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July 8, 2009 at 11:11 am
SUCK ASSS
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July 8, 2009 at 11:23 am
you know she use to do porn…. ive seen videos. so she is a slut… most girls that wear s**t like that are sluts….REALLY I WORK FOR A night CLUB
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July 8, 2009 at 1:12 pm
she is a sex tape waiting to happen
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July 8, 2009 at 1:31 pm
just another negro slut, not surprising
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July 8, 2009 at 4:15 pm
THANK YOU JOE. APPRECIATE WOMEN IN SKIMPY OUTFITS, STOP CALLING THEM SLUTS, AND LIGHTEN UP. NOTHING ON EARTH IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN A WOMEN, AND THE LESS CLOTHING THE BETTER. IF WOMEN COULD WEAR SKIMPY OUTFITS WITHOUT FEAR OF BEING CALLED SLUTS, WHORES, ETC, THEN WE WOULD HAVE A MUCH HAPPIER, LESS VIOLENT WORLD TO LIVE IN.
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July 13, 2009 at 4:54 am
Sweet Body this Girl has…….
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July 14, 2009 at 6:39 pm
not enough….
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August 9, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I thin kit’s really stupid to call her a slut. she can’t be proud of her body? It covers more than a bathing suit would. And if a man were to wear something sexy, he wouldn’t be a slut. he’d be a STUD, or a hottie. Girls can’t do right with their clothes.
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December 8, 2009 at 6:32 am
Интересная идея конечно) Хотя угадать наперед, что получиться из этого – сложно..
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