Kevin Federline is fat and happy

The world’s luckiest babysitter, Kevin Federline, was in Paris the last few days as Britney Spears’ Circus Tour hit the stage.  While his ex-wife worked, Kevin looked after their two boys Sean and Jayden.  And as if Britney didn’t already have enough mouths to feed, K-Fed brought along his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, too.  Speaking of feeding, it looks like the former back-up dancer should lay off all the croissants and ‘le Big Macs’ that the City of Lights has to offer.

Paris is known for being one of the most romantic cities on earth, and despite looking like they both rolled out of a frat house on a Saturday morning, Kevin and Victoria shared a smooch in the street.  The lovebirds obviously weren’t too worried about the boys running off while they made out, because even when he’s playing Daddy, Britney keeps a couple nannies on hand just in case.

With the European leg of Brit’s tour going on until nearly the end of July, it looks like Kevin will get to spend many more days running around beautiful cities with the kids and making out with his 26-year-old nobody girlfriend on the Princess of Pop’s dime.  And it looks like the gravy train will keep rolling.  Britney reportedly earned $24 million from the first 13 concerts of her tour, so you can imagine all the dough she’ll be raking by the time her nearly-90 concert commitment is fulfilled in late fall.  Enough to buy a steady supply of Cheetos and Red Bull for years to come!