While Rihanna was maintaining her modesty with pasties and Paris was flapping around like Big Bird, David and Victoria Beckham were having a romantic getaway in the Seychelles. The ex-Spice Girl and her soccer playing hubby were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary and they spared no expense. The couple reportedly blew $200,000 on a private island with a staff of 20 who were at Posh and Becks’ beck and call. Looks like the island wasn’t private enough, judging by these paparazzi photos.
Some sneaky pap (or enterprising member of the staff) snapped pics of David and Victoria as they worked on their tans. Towel-headed Vicki covered up her skin and bones (and those rocks she calls breasts) in a black tankini while David was happy to show a lot more skin. He lounged around in a white banana hammock that looked an awful lot like the Armani undies he wears in those ads. Don’t tell us you’re paid to wear their underwear all the time, Becks!
In all seriousness, it’s a pretty big deal that this WAG ex-girl bander and her footballer man have managed to stay together for a decade. In that time they’ve had three children, one infidelity scandal and several breast augmentations. With any luck these two crazy kids will make it to their 40th anniversary. Lord knows it looks like Vicki’s saggy ass is already there.
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