Kayla Ewell is all smiles…literally

We won’t hold it against you if you have no idea who Kayla Ewell is. In fact, you’re probably better off. Kayla’s playing a bit part in something called the “Vampire Diaries,” which is essentially a 3rd tier “Twilight” rip-off, perfect for a chick who looks like an awkwardly botched clone of Meghan Fox, Jennifer Garner, and horse-ier Julia Roberts.

We know they say movie stars have big heads, but Kayla’s about to tip over from the sheer weight of her chompers. Feed this girl a carrot and send her back to pasture, we’ve already had enough.