Leggy Megan Fox transforming her movie bucks into a new pad

House-hunting superbabe Megan Fox was out on the prowl for a new mansion with her on-again-off-again 9021 lame-o Brian Austin Green (who must be nearing retirement age, right?). Also, someone please give her the memo that housing is cheap these days so she can stop skanking around in short shorts to get that ‘extra special’ deal from her realtor.

Looking for a place to crash for a couple nights? We still wouldn’t mind tossing Megan in the naughty dog house, just as long as she promises to leave her washed up beau outside.