We’re proud of Holly. She’s taken a cue from her now-hitched ‘Girls Next Door’ co-star, Kendra, and found herself a stable man. A man that wears more respectable headgear than Jersey trash trickster Criss Angel. A man that will stay hard (and pointy) without the aid of little blue pills (*ahem* Hef *ahem*). A man with an actual job. So what if he’s inanimate? The Travelocity Gnome did well for himself (congrats Travelocity, you got us to mention you, woo hoo).
Or is this all just smoke and mirrors? Holly was also recently spotted with the slightly more mobile action hunk Jason Statham. Better have gotten that pre-nup, Mr. Gnome – things could already be falling apart.
July 17, 2009 at 7:47 am
PEOPLE THAT NEED TO GO AWAY & STAY AWAY FROM THE MEDIA: Holly Madison. Paris Hilton. Kendra Wilkinson. Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt. Every member of the Kardasian family. Anyone from M.T.V.’s The Hills. Rosie O Donnell Wanda Sykes, Reality shows Reality show’s reality show contestants. Jane Velez Mitchell, Nancy Grace, Ashlee Simpson. The entire E entertainment network & it’s employees. Hugh Hefner. Madonna. Lady Ga Ga, Katy Perry & Perez Hilton. It”s a long list but there you go. !!
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