Playboy’s Jayde Nicole likes fake weiners

When we think of Playboy, we generally think of All-American, meat-eating (in more ways than than one!) girls.  Jayde Nicole, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year 2008, defied those expectations and dropped by DC’s Rayburn House Office Building to hand out meatless hot dogs in honor of Wednesday being National Veggie Dog Day.  The vegetarian was there representing PETA in a clever lettuce leaf bikini that highlighted exactly where all her veggies are going. Vegetables are nice and all, but we think that eating a slice of bacon or two could fill out those deflated lumps she calls her ass.