Will Katie’s new book be a bust?

She may be in the middle of a nasty divorce, but Katie Price still had time to promote her latest book, “Sapphire.” The glamour model made a spectacle of herself in a boob-squeezing blue sequined leotard and posed with several beefy, oiled up male models with ‘Sapphire’ written across their chests.  For all that subtlety she might as well have beat us over the head with her book, which would have put us out of misery sooner.  As it was, we were forced to see her strut around, tanner than a basted turkey, sticking out her non-existent backside.  Seriously Katie, for all the stuffing you’ve shoved in your chest, couldn’t you at least spare some for you ass?

She may have proven herself as a novelist, but there’s still another field Katie is looking to break into: acting.  To that end, Price has been taking acting lessons and is hoping to land a role in the Sex and the City sequel.  “They want a big-breasted English glamour girl and I have had the audition,” she said.  Uh, Katie, if you need acting lessons to portray something you are naturally, we think this whole acting thing probably won’t pan out.  Still, we are rooting for her to get the part.  Could you imagine what she’d wear to that red carpet premiere?!