Amy Winehouse fakes being classy for her day in court

Amy Winehouse is back from her months long vacation on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia and looking healthier than she has in a long while.  But, she’s not back because she particularly wants to be.  You see, Amy is always getting herself into trouble and today she was called on to face the music for allegedly assaulting a fan last September.  Wino cleaned herself up, strapped on a new beehive and made her way to the City of Westminster Magistrates Court to share her side of the story.  Nothing say respect for the court like cleavage busting out of your suit, huh Amy?

The British singer was accused of deliberately punching dancer Sherene Flash (if that really is her name!) in the face backstage at the Prince’s Trust Ball in Berkeley Square.  Just this morning Wino was acquitted of the charge so she’ll probably be out celebrating by shoving everything in sight up her nose.  Hope the bobbies aren’t around when all that goes down or Amy might earn herself another day in front of the judge.