Imogen swims topless with the help of her water wings, we mean boobs

“Big Brother” star Imogen Thomas got some sun on her ‘big sisters’ in Marbella, Spain when she went topless skinny dipping.  We are usually ecstatic about topless celebs, but her low-hanging fake melons make us wish she had put a full bikini on.  You know it’s never a good sign when a woman’s boobs’ remind you of the multi-directional gaze of a chameleon’s eyes.  And it feels impolite to stare because we sort of feel like they’re looking back at us.