Articles Posted July 2009
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Bai Ling bra-less at horrible 'Bollywood Hero' premiere
We’ve got no doubt that the best thing out of the IFC’s “Bollywood Hero” miniseries certainly won’t be Chris Kattan’s performance. It goes to show how bad the flick will be, that the only redeeming…
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Wrestler-model Stacy Keibler's banging bikini bod
We’re a little miffed that Stacy didn’t invite us over to her pool party. Sure, we wouldn’t have look quite as good in a bikini, but that doesn’t mean we aren’t perfectly capable of applying…
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Christina Milian, sweet and cleavy
We don’t know about this BET ‘Rising Icons’ event, but we’re pretty sure Christina is an icon that’s already risen and is more or less on her way down. She’s de-fugged her once-awful bleach blonde…
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'Voodoo-Eyes'' Nadia Bjorlin showing off her headlights
Big smile, big freaky-colored eyes, and a robust pair of gazongas are the goods that Nadia brought to the red carpet at the Style LA Runway Show. She’s been rumored to be a possible pick…
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Suzanne Shaw and her ample bosom launch a phone-r
Suzanne’s got a big smile for the launching of Tesco Mobile. We have no clue why it would involve a shopping cart full of food, but we suspect that it may be how Suz is…
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Sienna Miller puts Liberace to shame with hideous sparkle suit
Sienna’s out to get some ‘box office credibility,’ which must be why she signed up to the over-budgeted masturbatory mess of “GI Joe.” Genius, Sienna, genius. Nothing like a toy movie to get you that…
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Lindsay doing a very bad job of making Sam jealous
A significantly sloshed looking Lindsay Lohan stumbled her way into some random singer’s CD release party that was such an important big deal, that even after googling for 15 minutes we could barely find anything…
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K-Fed throws his weight around the golf course
Kevin Federline, how beautifully you set yourself up for a swift and absolute downward spiral. We respect that you banged Brit in her prime, but we had no idea you were just mere years from…
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Tara's ravaged ass hangs low in St Tropez
Someone get on the phone with the World Health Organization, it appears that Tara Reid has been ravaged by some form of rare, but deadly, ass-eating bacteria. We hope this doesn’t spread to the actual…
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Madonna's granny guns out in full force
Good Lord, what can we even say about these photos? Madonna’s arms look like … anorexic pythons that just swallowed a bag full of veins… a cubist nightmare more grotesque than anything Picasso could have…
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Swingin' Megan Fox wets her lips for Comic-Con
We don’t care what Megan had to say at Comic-Con, the big news on our radar is that she and loser boyfriend Brian Austin Green are in an open relationship. Well, technically she’s the only…
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Lisa Rinna has a good beach body day
Lisa Rinna is a MILF, wrapped in an enigma. Why is it some days her tummy looks as bad as Tara Reid’s, and others it looks as good as Tara Reid’s tummy used to look…
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Bikini-clad Elisabetta Gregoraci in her natural habitat
Ciao, Bella! How do you say hello big fake boobies in Italian? We’re sure Elisabetta Gregoraci could teach us. The hot plaything of Formula One manager Flavio Briatore, 59, spent a day splashing in the…
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Ohh La La, Lady Gaga in lingerie
Lady Gaga shimmied off her clothing and nearly tumbled out her car window as she left a performance at Stadpark in Hamburg, Germany. Usually dressed in creative fashion, Lady Gaga went the Marilyn Monroe route…
