For the second time in less than a week, freshly dumped Jessica Simpson has needed help walking upright after leaving a restaurant. Instead of her sis, this time it’s her hairstylist/friend Ken Paves who Jess has to turn to for support as she stumbled out of Hollywood hotspot Beso.
All you educated Daily Fix’ers should know that beso is spanish for ‘kiss,’ which is almost ironic because it seems Jessica is determined to kiss her career goodbye. If she keeps this up, Papa Simpson is going to throw her ever-expanding derriere into rehab. And we think she’s far more likely to go the Lindsay Lohan route (not a viable business deal to her name) and not the Rovert Downey Jr. route (talent! adoration! awards!) post-rehab.
funny story I’m vacationing in st. thomas and i ran into her and romo at the resort i was staying… less than 10 days later i heard he dumped her
I thought you were going to tell a funny story?
like non of us ever been drunk? please, who gives a flying ****
I’d hit that.