Heidi Montag debuts her dirty Playboy cover

The King and Queen of self-promotion, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, took the opportunity to show off her September Playboy cover while waltzing down the red carpet at an LA screening of “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.”  The blonde bimbos mugged for the cameras while pretending to read the issue.  We’re sure they were just reading it for the articles.

The cover shows a filthy, white bikini-clad Heidi, but we hear this is about as naked as she gets inside the smut mag as well.  C’mon, Heidi, give us more w***e-ing and less boring!  If you’re gonna do Playboy, do it right!  Oh, that’s right, you have the Lord Jesus Christ to think about.  We almost forgot that you were a little Bible thumper.  Or is that claim about as real as your breasts too?  Guess we’ll find out soon when those pictures hit the Internet.