For the third day in a row, Britney got her tan on in a string bikini down at the Ritz Carlton pool in Marina del Ray. On Monday (August 17), she donned a little purple number. Turns out she was just bronzing up for her Tuesday night appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman, where she also showed up in a string bikini. Did someone steal Britney’s real clothes or something? Oh well, at least you can’t see what a fashion disaster she normally is when she’s just in a simple swimsuit.
The newly-rebleached singer made a cameo on the Late Show to present the Top 10 list – a list of ways things would be different in America if she were president. Apparently Britney would give out her pies to everyone for free (been there, done that, scrubbed our eyes with Lysol) and nominate Diddy as her VP.
Amazing how it only takes a staff of writers to make Britney Spears adorable. We think she should fire her weave-maker and stylist and just roll with these guys. She’d have America back in the palm of her hand in no time then.
Check out her comic efforts below:
October 13, 2009 at 1:27 am
Without signaling, she cut across two lanes, and I had to swerve onto the left shoulder to avoid being hit. ,
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October 22, 2009 at 1:36 am
We seem to think that we should be able to control humans as well. ,
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October 23, 2009 at 1:14 am
Needless to say, there are many phenomena that are ignored, such as the ubiquity of hyperbolic discounting. ,
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November 16, 2009 at 10:35 am
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