Mischa Barton entered looney bin due to misbehaving and unwise wisdom teeth

Caution to all dental cavity sufferers: Your next visit to the dentist could bring you one step closer to the straight-jacket. At least that’s what happened to Mischa Barton when she had to remove her wisdom teeth in Europe…according to her.

“I was traveling abroad for contract stuff and I went through a terrible surgery-a wisdom tooth surgery, all four removed. It was a nightmare.”

“I’ve never had surgery before — it all went wrong and I had to have a second surgery and it almost delayed shooting because it was a nightmare to me, because I couldn’t deal with the thought of not getting there on time. So with the travel, and surgery and prep for the show — it was hell.”

Wow, Hollywood does breed a new class of heroes: enduring cleaning their hair with shampoos whose bottle labels have been removed (see Heidi Montag and her 5 minutes in the jungle), surviving the trauma of having to change hair colors twice in one week and managing to come out of the psychiatric ward semi-sane after the unthinkable ordeal of visiting the dentist…In Mischa’s case, we’re just saddened her European doctor was not drunk enough to give her a lobotomy instead of just pulling the teeth out…now we are the ones that have to go through the ordeal of watching her confused, messy, cigarette/alcohol/LSD/coke-addicted self roaming the streets of NYC…heck, what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, right?