Mischa Barton visits the dentist and ends up in a psychiatric ward. Amy Winehouse goes for a couple of fillings and comes out with new freckles (see crazy eye-liner goes on rampage and attacks nose) and a malfunctioning zipper (probably same crazy eye-liner sees shaved pubic area as blank canvas and goes to town on it) . Can’t these crazy chicks just get swollen cheeks and a droopy upper lip like everyone else? Granted, Amy’s dentist is British and knowing that the state of dental health care in that country is as healthy as a her pap smear test, we’re actually surprised she still has fixable chompers…although we highly recommend she goes the denture option…because they could always double as a holding tray for coke.
August 28, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Skank
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August 31, 2009 at 2:39 am
…I concour !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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August 29, 2009 at 9:38 am
Who cares?Really.
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August 31, 2009 at 2:32 am
If you had the minimum idea of what this girl is or has gone trough with a drug habit and who knows what else’s, you would give it a rest…
I suppose chicks with their tits hanging out; showing their ass and sometimes a lot more ( poor parents, no matter what they say…), is your Idea off a proper Lady’s behavior , just shows the caliber of your reporters, if you can call them reporters…
…no, I’m not Amy Winehouse fan number one but one thing I managed to ascertain so far… I rather have half-hour of her company than a couple of nights with the most of the ” famous ” that your are so eager to write about, even if they don’t have any skills at anything apart from showing their tits and ass…by accident my xxx
love you all
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September 18, 2009 at 9:45 am
are we sure shes not a man?
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October 11, 2010 at 1:21 pm
It’s funny to see how many Americans are still dumb enough to believe the media generated stereotypical view of British teeth and the state of our dentistry. Yes, some of the lower classes do struggle to get a dentist on the NHS, so those people have teeth no worse than your typical American trailer trash redneck cracker…but those who do have a dentist and those who can afford private have teeth as good as any American…and our dentists are no worse or better than anyone else’s. I’ve seen so many American ‘comedy’ movies where they portray an Englishman (usually the villain, for some bizarre reason) with fake ugly teeth…FFS, you actually believe that s**t? How gullible is THAT?
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