Geri Halliwell in a bikini: a case study of why having the face of a ferret is of little importance

Put Geri Halliwell in a berka and you’d want to add the mesh wiring to hide the face…but give her the chance to strip down to a tiny bikini and automatically our faulty brain wiring is making us think of her as a MILF. Undoubtedly, her aristocrat boyfriend is having the same conflicting feelings because in their short time together, he has searched and found every beach resort on the planet to take her to…and the couple of days when Geri actually has to wear a dress, he psychs himself up by thinking there could be worse…like being Beckham and having to touch Victoria’s titanium terminator boobs…

Here’s Geri still in a bikini, still on a yacht in Sardinia…try not to get distracted by the rat road pizza that comes with the hot bikini body.