Megan Fox probably thinks she can get away with anything, as long as there is a load of d**k aura in the air around her. So imagine her shock and dismay when a cop in pants not only failed to get naked and ask her to autograph his dirty underwear for later use, but proceeded to slapping her with a ticket for parking in a NO Parking zone. Megan later realized the cop in pants was actually a butch female (which still surprised her because she thought she had a stronghold on the lesbian population of the planet as well). Letting her veil of fake charm fall after it failed to move the officer, she gave the finger to the paparazzi and angrily walked away in her 10 inch disco-meets-Star Trek Enterprise platforms. No word if she ate dirt on top of getting slapped with the ticket…
August 28, 2009 at 2:31 pm
She should be locked up for wearing shoes like that. She’s really not so hot any more.
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August 29, 2009 at 3:30 am
she never was hot- your all fools!
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August 29, 2009 at 9:43 am
She dresses like an escort,maybe she’s turning tricks since her acting carreer is at the end.
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August 31, 2009 at 12:33 pm
This is the gal who thought Transformers 2 was beneath her acting ability?? Thank heavens she is in it for the art and has not gone all “Hollywood” on us.
Keep it real girl.
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