Articles Posted August 2009
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Geri Halliwell in a bikini: a case study of why having the face of a ferret is of little importance
Put Geri Halliwell in a berka and you’d want to add the mesh wiring to hide the face…but give her the chance to strip down to a tiny bikini and automatically our faulty brain wiring…
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Ex-supermodel Karen Mulder abandons her sanity but keeps the 90's leather hot pants
Karen Mulder used to be hot…really hot. Teamed with Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista and Naomi Campbell she was the one that made you think if heaven existed angels would look like her…until she went psycho…
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Mischa Barton entered looney bin due to misbehaving and unwise wisdom teeth
Caution to all dental cavity sufferers: Your next visit to the dentist could bring you one step closer to the straight-jacket. At least that’s what happened to Mischa Barton when she had to remove her…
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Kelly Brook is all sunshine and busty cleavage
Kelly Brook was looking like a ray of sun in dreary London as she left a hotel in a yellow dress. She must have brought the sunshine back with her from her California vacation with…
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Miley Cyrus stalked by paps in her short shorts
Miley Cyrus done got herself a stalker. 53-year-old creep Mark McLoed had been hanging around the actress-singer’s movie set in Georgia until he got picked up by the fuzz. He’s still in jail, with bail…
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Lindsay's possible lesbian sex tape and how you can help find it!
While the world waits to find out whether or not a lesbian sex tape was stolen as part of the Lindsay robbery loot, the duck-lipped party puss went about her business as usual… Well, besides…
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Both these puppies on Audrey O'Day have had some work done
Aubrey O’Day knows a star can’t go wrong with a pooch as an accessory. Unfortunately the 4th-string pop singer didn’t get the pick of the litter, and she got stuck with a candidate for the…
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AnnaLynne opens up wide for the swinging single life
AnnaLynne McCord was having such a good time at the Nylon magazine party on Monday night (August 24), she couldn’t stop laughing. And she was laughing so hard at the comically large potted plant that…
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Orange you looking forward to Hilary's Gossip Girl appearance?
Hilary Duff continues filming her guest role for Gossip Girl in New York City, and she turned heads in a orange sherbet colored bandage dress earlier in the week. For the series, Hilary is channeling…
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Nobody puts Patrick in a corner! A wheelchair, yes, but a corner never
Poor Patrick Swayze is wasting away before our very eyes faster than Lindsay Lohan on a 2-week coke binge. The 57-year-old star has been looking a ghost of his former self since his battle against…
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All the violent details of Rihanna attack released in police report
The court has released the officer’s report from the night Chris Brown beat up Rihanna — describing the entire incident in graphic detail. According to the report, cops responded to a “screaming woman” — and…
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Kim K is back to black (her hair and her boyfriend)
With rumors of Kim Kardashian possibly maybe getting back together with Reggie Bush and now the re-emergence of her dark ‘do, it seems Kim has been making decisions lately that she’s come to regret. How…
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Carla Bruni's got one bikini and countless hours on her hands
How is President Sarkozy ever supposed to get any political work done when his hot wife is constantly running around in her little black bikini? Oh, that right! It’s France, so no one expects the…
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Italian hottie Carla Velli topless on Miami beach
We’re not sure if there are actually nude beaches in Miami, but we sure as heck know they’re everywhere in Italy. If Italian-born actress Carla Velli got confused and took her top off out of…
