Known for being a royal pain in the ass, Spencer Pratt has declared his plans to give himself a new name: King. “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America,” he told Us Magazine. “I nominate myself for that role.”
Uh huh. We’ll believe that when we see Spencer file the legal documents; until then we won’t humor his silly request for a new public title.
After closer inspection, we’re thinking ‘The Hills’ star is on the verge of losing his mind. He also proclaimed his wife Heidi Montag has absorbed some of the late King of Pop’s mojo in a recent interview with ‘The Hills: The After Show’: “Michael Jackson’s in heaven,” King Douche Bag said. “The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit.”
Maybe Heidi is using her MJ magic to feed her hubby buckets of Jesus juice. That’s the only way to explain these bizarre statements that keep falling out of Spencer’s mouth.
September 1, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Maybe Heidi is using her MJ magic to feed her hubby buckets of Jesus
juice. That’s the only way to explain these bizarre statements that keep falling out of Spencer’s mouth…..what a stupid moron
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September 2, 2009 at 5:07 pm
he’s a manager!!!
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September 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm
The imbecile King or King Imbecile…I can’t decide. If he really wants to help this society, he should do good things for it and wait to see if society proclaims him as king.
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February 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Yeh, he’s a king alright. King of the douche-bags
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May 11, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Hey Spencer,
Do humanity a favor and just kill yourself.
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