Brad Pitt spends over $80,000 to built maze for his children's gerbils

See, this is what happens when a man finds it cozier to cuddle up with a block of siberian ice than to allow his penis to come in contact with hostile vagina territory. He starts finding rodents strangely appealing…and he suddenly feels the need to pamper them with jewellery and clothes…no wait, that’s a normal guy buying s**t for his new mistress who’s willing and able to give him a happy ending faster than he can press play for the porn movie in their motel room.

 But, the deprived penis being Brad Pitt and the hostile vagina being Angelina Jolie, there’s none of that normal stuff (maybe because he would cut off his balls and send them to Uganda to feed the starving children?). So instead, Brad Pitt is expending his energy (and money) building an estate for his children’s gerbils at their French mansion, complete with tunnels, seesaws and platforms. Supposedly Pitt designed the maze himself and personally oversaw every phase of the project.

A source of the UK newspaper The Sun said: “Brad pores over architectural journals like other people pore over newspapers. He had so much fun putting the run together with his kids MADDOX, ZAHARA, SHILOH and PAX.

“It’s incredibly complex and cost a lot but Brad’s more than happy with any activity that can combine his two passions – his kids and architecture.”

Strangely enough the maze is big enough to allow a person to travel through it, which makes us think the gerbils are just a decoy…poor man just wants to hide when Angie comes calling for his procreation tool…