Ok, before you rush to your kitchen cabinet to grab a sharp instrument and attempt to stab yourself on the leg to see if you feel any kind of pain or emotion that would make it seem you have some sort of empathy for Jordan and her “ordeals”, calm yourselves down and think rationally: this is a woman who holds the world record in “yes i am completely aware and loving it” bare crotch sightings and who wouldn’t think twice about mating with a horse and then marrying it if OK! Magazine promised to cover the nuptials and give her a million bucks for the exclusive photos.
To explain, Jordan is now pleasing (sorry, dating), cagefighter/porn star Alex Reid (who used to live with his mom before Jordan decided his pecks were good enough to rub her fakers on) and he is accused of starring in a porn movie called “Killer Bitch” in which a disabled woman gets raped and then murdered . Jordan rushed to her boytoy’s defense by saying she would never be with him if he had filmed such graphic scenes.
And to make her point of why she draws the line at rapists when it comes to dating crystal clear, she explained she was raped twice when she was younger, once when she was six at an old park and a second time when she was 13 and launching her “modelling career” with a photographer that tried to get her to take a picture in a wet t-shirt.
Guess who was shocked the most to hear about these revelations? Her own soon to be ex-husband of four years. Peter Andre apparently had no idea of these rapes and Jordan never once shared them with him.
Days later, Jordan and her boyfriend were assaulted in an extreme cagefighting event they were attending. Alas, Jordan only managed to get herself a black eye. We were hoping the cagefighters would get her in the cage, throw away the key and knock her money knockers unconscious…
September 10, 2009 at 9:25 am
uggh…..w***e
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