Kelly Brook's 36DDs save the night at GQ Awards

With Kate Moss acting like the drunk, skanky, pimply washed-up model we all know and love (especially because her candids come in handy when we really need to purge bad food in a jiffy), Lily Allen looking like she came to the set of “The Coke-head Vampire’s Revenge Part II) and Freida Pinto wrapping herself in a galaxy of bows like the little Indian gift she is to us, we were that close to wishing for a Pakistani unibomber to hit the Royal Opera House…until Kelly Brook showed up squeezing her heavenlies in her pink corseted PVC dress, and promptly restoring balance in the universe…