Wasted Kate Moss humps a pillar at GQ Awards

Kate Moss handled the GQ Awards at the Royal Opera House in London last night (September with the seriousness it deserved. After all, the crowned Woman Of The Year was coke-nose Lily Allen, , who last year on the same stage drunkenly told Elton John to f*** off right before he quipped back that he could ’snort’ her ‘under the table’…yes, the Royal Opera House is denifinitely the right venue for this sort of elegant affair…

So, now back to pimply Kate Moss and her cellulite thighs hugging on of the Opera House’s temporarily erected columns. Looking like a Christmas tree on the 4th of July, Kate walked around unaware that her coat was stuck to her wrist and was sweeping guest puke off the floor, interrupted interviews to ask interviewees if they saw her lipstick, danced around while everyone was sitting and made out with her boyfriend when she failed to move the pillar she was molesting.

But, hey, she did manage to walk up on stage and give the Woman of the Year Award to her Morticia Addams BFF (yes, there is such a thing as deep friendship between two coke/booze heads, especially when the bond that binds them is a beer can and a bleeding ear…the story goes that a boozing Lily was attacked by bullies and Kate came to her rescue by removing her make-up with a moist towelette in front of them).