Just four months after Kate Hudson began shouting “Go Yankees” every time she climaxed, she is now ready to be unionized with them.
Kate was seen wearing a gigantic sparkler on her ring finger, sparkling rumours that she might take a hiatus from serial dating long enough to have A-Rod gift her with a legitimate, blessed sperm.
See, Kate has been craving reproduction and since her ex-hubby, Chris Robinson has already beat her to the punch with his new girlfriend, Allison Bridges, she has decided to look past A-Rod’s obvious character flaws (cheating on wife with veiny, 4.1ft creepy crawler and then getting dumped by it when penis failed to do cirque du soleil stunts in its vagina) and walk down the aisle for a second time.
Kate is well known for getting bored easily though, so if you hear quiet, but heart-wrenching sobs in the Yankee locker rooms in a few months, just give him some privacy…it will be Alex leaking his wounded, deserted penis…
September 10, 2009 at 7:28 am
A match made in hell
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September 10, 2009 at 4:37 pm
hudson herself started that rumour up cos her exhusband is having a baby, she always has to be centre of attention.
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September 23, 2009 at 5:19 pm
lol dont even bring madonna into this, she tossed this loser out of her spiritual realm when she realised he couldnt verbally string a sentence together, kates just desparate to be married & prove to all the females that shes the only one that can tame the rod!..shes lost poor girl!
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