Eddie Cibrian gives LeAnn Rimes a rectal exam in Mexico

How time flies…it was only back in spring when Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes were declaring they were happily married people (to other people, ofcourse) and going to great lengths to hide their affair. But, it seems that announcing you’re getting a divorce (not actually completing it) suddenly makes you guilt-free and allows you to dry hump on a beach and pour Gatorade in your girl’s rectum.

Hey, let’s just give the loved-up kids a break. After all, he didn’t do that much cheating did he? He only cheated on every girlfriend he ever had, on his wife and in every script he got (remember his adulterous ass banging Betty’s leotard-crazy sister in Ugly Betty?). And she’s not that bad of a bitch for cheating on her husband and then treating him like trash is she? Afterall, she did save a poor little chihuahua from an animal clinic on Tuesday (see great op for sympathy votes).

Hey, when real love comes along you have to make room for it, no matter what the cost…we give Eddie another 6 months at most before he tires of her country ass and goes hunting for real love in another poopshoot…