About a year and a half ago, braniac Lindsay Lohan gave out her phone number on Facebook hoping someone would actually call her and listen to her blubbering about her newfound love of carpet munching. It didn’t take a Mensa member to figure out her password was 1-2-3-4 (we’re actually surprised she has the mental capacity to retain four digits)…which invariably led to Animal New York giving us a good sample of all the pathetic creatures that surround her and all the freaks that want to get to know her better.
One of those pathetic creatures was her dad, who called to complain about her sister Ali not wanting to hang with him and tell her that he bought her CD at a 7-11 just so he could hear her voice (the CD came out a few years back, by the way so here’s your multiple choice answers to that: a)his daughter didn’t even bother giving him a free copy b) he had a signed copy and traded it for ciggies when he was in jail and c) he didn’t even know she had a CD out until the hooker he was getting a blow job from in the car accidentally turned on the radio with her heel). He then proceeded to play the CD to actually prove to her that he wasn’t lying about buying it.
Seriously, is there anyone who still wonders why Lindsay Lohan is so f****d up?
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this is not appropriate!
We all grieve for Lindsay;
an important remeberance on this day.
Don’t let the terrorists win!