It was bound to happen sooner or later. Chugging down senna laxative teas like a thirsty man chugs down camel piss after three days stranded in the Sahara desert to maintain your -2 ass and waist would eventually lead to loss of bowel control…but leave it up to Posh to turn elastic pink-flowered diapers into the next hot thing.
In truth, this was a bikini pic for Elle Magazine, but the inflatable doll balancing on skyscraper clogs that would make a third-tier stripper squimish and the head bow that seems to have been borrowed straight from Mini’s closet is just as ridiculous.
Vic partly recovered during NYC Fashion Week at which point she decided to take out the same slutty thigh-high boots and dress she wore when she realized she was as good a singer as Madonna is a nurturing, stay-at-home-mom and she urgently needed to score a successful soccer player for a husband.
September 11, 2009 at 2:24 pm
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