
Don’t think wet t-shirt contest for the hungry children. Just a good old triathlon…which still gave us the chance to realize that at 44, Teri Hatcher is a first-class MILF…and that she takes good care of her beaver (that or she didn’t want pubic hair to slow her down during the swimming part of the competition).
Teri’s taking part of the 23rd annual Nautica Malibu Triathlon on Sept. 13 (which included 1/2 mile swim, 18-mile bike race and 4-mile run) was part of her “bucket list”, i.e things to do before she dies…any chance she’ll put sleeping with unknown, impoverished-and currently sharing dwellings with a rat named Mike in their mom’s basement- but nonetheless ferociously handsome, fast-finger website-running men on that list? You never know, realizing death could be near does make you do crazy shit…
By the way, Teri finished second in the Female Celebrity category, completing the race in 2:06:50.7 (extra credit for her DYI performance, i.e no trainer used). She came in behind “Bold and the Beautiful” star Heather Tom, who finished in 1:48:57.1.
Hatcher raised more that $16,000 for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles. Triathlon regulars William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman also competed — it’s their seventh consecutive year. Huffman raced on the “Desperate Housewives” team, which finished with a time of 1:48:39.2.








































at her age and she still have that figure….she is a hornker….;0)