Lady Gaga goes menstrual on the VMA stage

Isn’t it funny how everytime Lady Gaga performs there is something coming out of her (and it has nothing to do with vocals)? After this, we’re pretty sure she’s going to be shooting poo at the audience like an uragutang at the zoo. And ok, maybe this time she didn’t choose to shoot out the blood out of her vagina and went for her ribcage instead (as she was wailing the part of “Paparazzi” about media vultures), but stay tuned…she already covered the upper body, and we know she doesn’t like to repeat herself.

Oh, and our sympathies to Lady Gaga: all the blood leakage, limping, swearing (acceptance speech), phantom of the Opera-reviving (see arrival pics) and tittie-expose (see red lacy dress and matching maske and headdress) did not get you the caveted top “Notice Me” spot of the evening. Apparently being a douchebag to sweet little girls still gets a whole lot more attention (see Kanye West exercising his asshole privileges).