Remember we told you Sean Penn was seen with a mystery woman licking his wounded, er, “soul” under the dinner table in London (ok, so she didn’t crawl under the table at the restaurant…you know that went down at the hotel later, don’t you?) Well, anyway, she’s a mystery no more.
And since we’re pretty sure everyone with a full set of reproductive organs failed to Tivo T.O’s “which desperate chick do i bang tonight in my search for true love” reality show, we’ll take the time to introduce Jessica White. Jessica was the skinny, hormone-imbalanced, severely PMsing (24/7) black girl (there was only one…T.O watches what he eats, goes for white most of the time)/turned model who T.O was messing with.
Jessica has now upgraded from washed-up football players to A-list actors with smaller dicks but considerably larger pockets…and eventhough Sean Penn is known to be slap-happy, taking a dive into his wallet even with a black eye might still prove to be a pleasurable experience…
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