We had no idea that part of the Anger Management program Chris Brown attended involved tying his testicles tightly with elastic bands, wrapping them in plastic sandwich bags and dipping them in boiling water until they gave up and fell off…which would explain why he doesn’t feel an iota of manly shame when he twitters about his heart pining to be one with Rihanna’s:
“MY HEART IS INCOMPLETE… the part that is complete is my love for fans, career, friends, family… God. But I’m missing someone or something.”
But he didn’t stop there! He then linked the message to a YouTube video of his song “Changed Man,” and featured a series of pictures of him and Rihanna together.
He also wrote on Twitter, “Sorry all, just one of those days.”
The lyrics of “Changed Man” include: “Daily / I’ve been waiting / For the time to pass / and let it fade in.”
“They looking at you / Telling you / We need to break it up / You need to trust what you do / It’s you and me my love / But Ima make it up to you / And show the world / I’m a changed man.”
What makes this story even more pathetic is that Rihanna is planning to blast him in her new album, and is supposedly currently working on ”angry” tracks directly aimed at him (mentioning things like the assault and the violence against her).
“Expect an edgier, almost angrier Rihanna on this one. Rihanna says some things on this album that you”ve never heard her say before,” Contactmusic quoted Ne-Yo, who is working with the 21-year-old singer on the record, as saying.
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