Elisabetta Canalis gives all women the finger

Here’s Elisabetta Canalis doing pretty much what dogs and men have been doing since their inception: marking their territory. In the case of Elisabetta, her idea of pissing on her very own patch of grass is by groping her man, George Clooney, as much as possible, especially when she feels the pulsating heat of a camera flash (here while on the dance floor of Hotel Cipriani in Venice, Italy on Tuesday, September 15). Or could it be that George is using Pavlov’s dog conditioning theory again (kiss on the neck prompts an immediate ass-grabbing reflex)?