Lindsay Lohan wants to make sure you notice her ghost thighs

That is if you manage to pry your eyes away from her inflated puckers…Lindsay was attending the G-Star 2010 Collection show in NYC when she realized mid-way her heart battery was dying (it is camera flash-charged) and that the culprit was her demure blue dress (if you see no side-boob, pokies or plain nipple flash, then yes, her definition is correct). Lindsay almost reached crisis-mode when Cat Von D passed by her wearing her usual hot leather pants and a tiny t-shirt barely covering her tattooed knockers. This led to Lindsay lifting up the dress for pretty much the entire night, eager to show everyone she’s a dirty girl underneath (see scandalizing thigh high stockings)…which might work if scrawny vampire thighs is your thing when it comes to charging your firehose…